January 2012
queenqueefs:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lifes are out celebrating
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
princeofpancakes:
what kind of pussy does the pope get?
nun
December 2011
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
ask me my 'bests and worsts' of 2011 →
When you ship a pairing from a show you don't even...
shutupcharlotte:
raphmike:
glee. all the time.
mambo-numbafive:
you know you have a good friend when there can be total silence but you still feel comfortable
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